Diaries of a Stay-@-Home Dad.

A thousand pardons. I haven't written in awhile. I have just sat back and enjoyed my children and their funny antics. (Amanda says they come by crazy naturally from me) I love these crazy kids even though Rocky strips his diaper and insists on going outside with his twig and giggleberries on full display. Cassie has came up with something new. Calls me Daddy-O. (I have no idea where that came from but from my point of view its kinda refreshing to hear something new.) Addison is still the crazy girl and also insists on being naked.(We have to remind her clothes are not an option but a necessity) Ella the crazy will be twelve in almost two weeks. (I know I want to slap myself and scream "NO! Not my little girl stop growing.) Its kinda funny. Almost as if Rocky knew I was thinking of him he takes the PediPaw machine turns it on and puts it in his mouth then looks at me as if to say. "You want crazy I will give you crazy...and by the way I am trying to file my teeth so ...

I could write a book about my kids. After all they are the inspiration for this blog. Mind you it would be poorly written but light hearted. I have given examples of my crazy family and my antics conveyed through all four of my kids. Sometimes I think they are animals and my reactions to them are what really surprises me. This is one of those moments... Amanda, my lovely, beautiful wife, Rocky and myself are eating at a restaurant.(a guilty pleasure while the other kids are at school) Rocky the big boy likes to feed himself and we let him. No restraints for this kid. He is constantly moving about with food in his hands and all over me.( I don't remember eating that. How did macaroni get on my pants?) Rocky was eating his macaroni and I look over and he is lapping it up like a dog..... Yes, here it comes... "At least use your hands!!!!!" Really??? That actually came out of my mouth. Now I am sorry to cut it short but he is now putting his macaroni hands on the windo...