Do I really look that stupid?

So this morning I was getting the kids ready for school. "What? No way!!! Not you wayne!" Yes me, hence my quirky title "Diary of a Stay-@-home Dad!"

So this morning like many mornings when they think I am not paying attention, Cassie hits me with out of left field questions. I am sure this crazy girl expects me to swing and miss and catch myself up..... Not today junior.

The question of the morning was.

"Hey dad, you know some kids do things to try and get out of going to school. As a kid did you ever do something like that when you were my age???"

Really??? Do I look that stupid? So what did I do? I lined that ball straight and smacked it as hard as I could and watched her tumble head of heels like Charlie Brown after he threw that pitch. Ironically enough she was half dressed when asking me this.

I am just glad the questions are easy enough to hit....so far. Seriously though do I really look that dumb to my kids???

Have a nice day

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